Stop naming NUTS!

(hehe, this line was SO funny from the movie "Best in Show"--great movie but rated PG-13 :/ The movie is a mockumentary about a dog show. But Harlan Pepper, the guy in the photo and with the quote, is from Pinenut, North Carolina--and boy, does he have the southern accent in the movie! His bloodhound's name is Hubert. A little humour to lighten anyone's day...)

"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut." -Harlan Pepper